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:) very good.

We had one recently wanting to sell us Internet Providings.

I passed him over to our head of IT (14 year old step son)... who wound the
poor bloke up so much it was painful.

"So you don't have Internet?"
"Correct"
"But you have computerings?"
"Yes, we have lots of computers"
"That is much like having a car with no petrolings"
"Our light came on this morning saying we had no petrol left"
"huh ings"
"We don't have any petrol"
"I don't understand"

He was then passed to me because the laughing was way too obvious

in the end the poor guy probably requested a week off ings.






On 01/04/2008, Matt Hamilton <matth at netsight.co.uk> wrote:
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> Telemarketing survey call just now
>
> Them: So you are 'Netsight Internet Services', right?
> Me: No 'Solutions'
> T: and your address is.....
> M: correct
> T: What is your primary line of business
> M: Web Development
> T: As in Web Design?
> M: Yes
> T: Do you have internet access at work?
> M: Uhhhh.... yes.
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> In hindsight (why do you always think of the funny retorts
> afterwards) I should have said 'No. We use carrier pigeons'.
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> -Matt
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> http://www.netsight.co.uk                             +44 (0)117 9090901
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