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Ed Mitchell wrote:
> On 5/25/07, Raymond Brooks <ray at conscious.co.uk> wrote:
>
>   
>> My friend had NYE dinner with Brooker a few years back. Said he was a
>> bit self-important. Well, well, well... Not that I would wish to engage
>> in a battle of wits with the bloke. Might end up with egg on my facebook.
>>
>>     
>
> No doubt. Misanthropic and too clever for his own good probably... but
> you've got to love this:
>
> "I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle
> around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless,
> farting skittles. They're awful."
>
>   
Brooker's wrath truly knows no bounds: thank time and space that I have 
no idea what a haircut is. However, should I ever get the chance to meet 
the ubertroll himself, my parting comment will surely be "Keep it 
foolish". I'm sure he would not hesitate to smack me in the face very hard.

R