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On 1 Mar 2007, at 17:24, Raymond Brooks wrote:

> that's not all! today, i invented a new product for vegetarians that
> hate tofu. it's called nofu. nofu is exactly like tofu in all  
> respects,
> except it doesn't really exist. obviously, the packaging will have  
> to be
> awesome if it's going to sell at all.

Is it also free from artificial additives, 100% fat-free, zero  
calories and no carbs or cholesterol? It'd better be if it's to sell.