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[_] PC Naming (off on a tangent)

Dan Brickley danbri at w3.org
Tue Apr 23 21:40:00 BST 2002

s/saline/redwine/ and i've seen this done. he seemed to like it. --danbri

On Tue, 23 Apr 2002, Stephen Roome wrote:

> On Tue, Apr 23, 2002 at 08:17:06PM +0100, Craig Dibble wrote:
> > On that theme (although I'm not sure how we got here from PC naming) here's
> > a recipe for some serious hilarity:
> >
> > You will need:
> > 1 roll of selotape
> > 1 cat
> > 1 floor with linoleum covering
> >
> > Preparation:
> > Tear off 4 pieces of selotape, each about three inches long.
> > Get someone to hold the cat up for you (protective clothing may be
> > required).
> > Place a piece of selotape over each of the cats paws, covering the pads.
> > Place cat on linoleum floor.
> > Laugh till you fall over as the cat attempts to walk across the floor.
> >
> > I have seen this demonstrated. It may be somewhat cruel but it is
> > funny as f**k.
>
> Better idea, much funnier too.
>
> You will need:
>
> 1 Craig Dibble
> 100+ litres saline solution
> 2 needles
> 20ft rubber tubing (3mm diameter or whatever)
> 1 set of suitable restraints.
>
> Preparation:
> Restrain the Craig Dibble.
>
> Insert one needle into any vein in the right arm and set up on a drip
> attached to the 100 litres of saline solution, putting 100ml/minute
> saline into the Craig dibble.
>
> Set the other needle in the left arm, any vein, and with negative pressure
> drain 100ml/minute of Craigs blood. (See note 1)
>
> After some time Craig will be unable to move and you can probably
> remove the restraints. It should take some time for him to die, so
> it's up to you if and when you wish to remove the needles.
>
> Why bother though? It's funny as f**k.
>
> ---
>
> Note 1: you can drain craigs blood into whatever you like, be it a
> metal grate on the floor that craig can watch or just buckets.
>
> Of course, as time goes by Craigs blood will become mostly saline, so
> it's definitely not worth keeping then.
>
> If we're going to be completely off topic and torture something, lets
> at least restrict it to list members who post tasteless animal cruelty
> jokes. Twat.
>
> 	Steve
>
>